Not Much Happening and wots yours

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by blindfire, Jul 11, 2007.

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  1. Evening Lads - not much going on in here then this evening.

    Mines a bottle of wobbly and I'll have one of those scabby naafi pizzas love :)

    What you fancy :?: :?:

    There is this "fairly new" feature on ARRSE, not sure if you have heard of it or seen the link on the front page of the site, it's called CHATROOM. Try it next time. mk
  2. Just had a cup of tea-delaying tidying my office by arrsing around-how sad is it that at 1920 on a wednesday I am still in the office-fookin Billy nomates me

    exits sobbing quietly
  3. myspacing, MCR music vids oh and MSN
  4. Just been for a walk up the Tweed to watch the salmon leaping, can i have a beer if im allowed in since im not a lad.
  5. Of course - all ladies welcome :D what u having??
  6. Definitely welcome. Nice to meet a lass again that likes her pint!!

    But I ain't eating any of them NAAFI toasties!!! :puker: makes me waste the beer!!!
  7. But no Ron Hills :x
  8. Room for a small one?
    Writing a character reference and drinking G&T (pint of would be great!)
    Oh an no Ron Hills here.
  9. Scotlass usually has Carling and Rohypnol.

    Mines a Guiness
  10. Oh BTW feel free to smoke - we're in Germany not SS GB :D

    But I have to sneak out for a tab or the missus goes mad :oops:
  11. Good oh! *lights cigar*

    Is it me, or has the interweb been totally dead over the past few days?
  12. Thank you blindfire i must say this is very civilized. But for the record its Tennents and Rohypnal, and pass the ashtray please.
  13. Its only early doors, wait till its 2200.

    And I do apologise for getting your order wrong. Have some extra Rohypnol to make up for it.
  14. a phrase I've not heard for a long time and now probably never will again

    " Gentlemen , you may smoke "

    Oh and mine's a WD40, slice and ice please.
  15. 22:00hrs - well I'd better get the fridges stocked up pdq.

    Someone put some music on will you - the jukebox is free :wink: preferably something with a bit of life - no namby pamby stuff here thx unless requested by at least a half decent women( and I mean a women - no girls) :D :D