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Not in My Day....

#6
"She has been linked with the likes of Chelsea star Joe Cole and comedian David Walliams in the past, but Keeley is still waiting to meet the man of her dreams. “I’m not dating at the moment, so there might be a lucky squaddie out there – you never know,” she said. “I don’t have a type of guy that I go for..."


Yeah right love.
 
#7
So who remembers Bobbie Platt-Higgins in & out of her WRAC uniform, eh? In Mayfair (the mag, not London), I seem to remember someone telling me .............
 
#8
Morty said:
"She has been linked with the likes of Chelsea star Joe Cole and comedian David Walliams in the past, but Keeley is still waiting to meet the man of her dreams. “I’m not dating at the moment, so there might be a lucky squaddie out there – you never know,” she said. “I don’t have a type of guy that I go for..."


Yeah right love.
Would this lucky squaddie have to have a pile in the country, a flat just off Oxford street, a villa in Spain, Greece and Edinburgh and a yacht?
 

the_boy_syrup

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#9
Morty said:
"She has been linked with the likes of Chelsea star Joe Cole and comedian David Walliams in the past, but Keeley is still waiting to meet the man of her dreams. “I’m not dating at the moment, so there might be a lucky squaddie out there – you never know,” she said. “I don’t have a type of guy that I go for..."


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Time to unpack my suprise sex kit

Balaclava - £5
Stanley the knife - £10
Trainers - £90
The look on her face as I smash her back doors in -- PRICELESS :D
 
#10
Someone seriously needs to sort her drill and dress our for her. Call that a salute? Call that a beret? And get a feckin haircut!

I'm surprised she's not been filled in by some paras for being a walt. :lol:
 
#17
LordVonHarley said:
Morty said:
"She has been linked with the likes of Chelsea star Joe Cole and comedian David Walliams in the past, but Keeley is still waiting to meet the man of her dreams. “I’m not dating at the moment, so there might be a lucky squaddie out there – you never know,” she said. “I don’t have a type of guy that I go for..."


Yeah right love.
Would this lucky squaddie have to have a pile in the country, a flat just off Oxford street, a villa in Spain, Greece and Edinburgh and a yacht?
Lt Wales step forward. Lucky bugger.
 
#19
I do remember seeing the home made vid of her that appeared on the web a while back, she could....how shall I put this...play a mean tune on the blue veined flute!
 

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