If you could do something and I mean anything and there was absolutely no risk of you being caught, what would it be?
Set up a video recorder in a small, locked room. Drug the life out of Gerry Adams, Ian Paisley, George Bush, Phoney Tony, and young Sammy Bed Linen then feed them all viagara, and lock them in aforementioned room. Every now and then when the action seemed to be flagging I would smear them all in pedigree chum and release dozens of small jack russels, with tazers attatched to their noses. The resulting tapes would keep me in pot noodles and Bombay Saphire til kingdom come!!!