not for the faint hearted

#2
My nuts are now firmly in my throut
 

maguire

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#3
I think even a lady hippo would think twice about no.8.

the sight of the size of that thing is going to haunt me. :(
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#4
maguire said:
I think even a lady hippo would think twice about no.8.

the sight of the size of that thing is going to haunt me. :(
Feeling less than blessed?

That "catalogue" looks as if it was designed for a very quiet week-end in MDN's cellar. :D
 

maguire

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#5
Mr_Fingerz said:
maguire said:
I think even a lady hippo would think twice about no.8.

the sight of the size of that thing is going to haunt me. :(
Feeling less than blessed?

That "catalogue" looks as if it was designed for a very quiet week-end in MDN's cellar. :D
King Kong himself would feel a bit inadequate after seeing the size of that bad boy.
 
#6
I've actually seen #8 on a shelf in someone's house. It should also be noted that he was a 70 year old east indian gentleman. And before the abuse starts in earnest, I was there cause his sister found him dead on the crapper.
 
#7
Jesus i feel a tad sick .
 

maguire

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#9
BiscuitsAB said:
Pussies the lot of you, Ive got scarrier stuff in my toy boxes.
...and presumably a hoop like a windsock. ;)
 

maguire

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#12
#15
Remember how, as a teenager, you'd try to dupe members of the opposite sex into a game of Twister in the hopes of one day maybe touching some boob "by accident"? This is what happens when that mischievous childhood memory is taken to Hollywood and gang fucked by men in masks.
That could have been written by Aunty Stella. :D

Oh, and they're right about vagina in a can - they're available from vending machines in Japan. I accidentally bought one while in an arcade in Kyoto, socialising with some of our local reps.

In my defense if you didn't look to closely it looked like a soft drink of some kind - which I suppose it was, in a highly disturbing way.
 
#16
smartascarrots said:
Oh, and they're right about vagina in a can - they're available from vending machines in Japan. I accidentally bought one while in an arcade in Kyoto, socialising with some of our local reps.
Brilliant! :D
 

BuggerAll

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#18
No 11 could be quite useful for the longer sort of mess function especially for the older members like your truly. Might also be quite slimming...

That, M' lud, is the case for the defence...

BTB No 8 - Not the first time I've seen a Mover who is a c@ck.
 

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