Martin Coogan(Mock Turtles & Steve's sibling) on 96.2 The Revolution, a radio station in Manchester, recently did "Not Anagrams" on one of his shows when he had a poet called Marvin Cheeseman on as a guest. The idea is to take someone's name, then come up with a phrase that sounds like an anagram when spoken, but quite clearly isn't. No swearing, & they can be as complimentary or offensive as you like. For example: Professor Stephen Hawking - wet-lipped genius. Tony Blair - Lying hairdresser. Chantelle Houghton - Dayglo straw-haired pikey. Rachel Stevens - Wok faced banshee. George Michael - Orange bog loafer. Peter Stringfellow - Tangerine child catcher. Richard Branson - Lucifer chinned racketeer. Robbie Williams - Lame lunged lethario. Now you've got the idea, let's 'ave 'em!