Not All Journalists Are Bad ...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wrathmonk, Jan 9, 2007.

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  1. To balance the other thread on journo's have a look at this article in todays sports section of the Torygraph - apart from the overuse of the "sq" word an amusing little read. Nice idea for a bit of PODL....

    Time for footballers to take a reality check

    Apologies if posted elsewhere - I looked, honest!
  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    That is a great read, almost Private Eyesque!!!:

  3. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    With a surname like "Mott" we should expect nothing less.... :D
  4. Typical split arse journo, knows nothing about your average bill oddie :roll:

    in reality all that would happen is this:

    the squaddies would force the footballers wives into all manner of illegal sexual activity, with ATM dominating...

    and the footballers would just refue to soldier...cnuts
  5. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    She neglects to mention that the squaddies would be in the jacuzi naked with the footballers other half drinking the bar dry and doing his mum up the wrong un.
  6. It just doesn't sound right does it?

    Where's the effing and blinding from the squaddies and the trashing of the bar (at the back of the spacious living room)?

    What happened with the footballers crying like wittle broken hearted babies because of the random drugs tests?
  7. Who Rio even remember to turn up for the CDT though?