Not all Hairdressers are Poofs

Zen

Old-Salt
#2
******* good skills that woman.
I'm on the next flight over to book a bare back, er, blade all over.
 
#3
When finally released, Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum, and then reported Olga to the police.
Some robbers are.
 
#6
What's her ARRSE username?

...must have got the idea from somewhere.


I wonder if Olga is a defected transgender British ex-squaddie
 
#10
Didnt this happen years ago,

Just checked the article 2009
 
#13
Olga and Viktor know exactly what the upshot was but I'm going to guess, "all over her tits"?
 
#16
Don't mess with the Zohan Olga?
 

Gramps

Old-Salt
Kit Reviewer
#17
LOL, never thought to check the date. I got that off the MSN news bit yesterday. Nice to see they are keeping up to date.
 
#18
The OP story date is for 2009, but the Mail Online story is dated yesterday...must have been either a slow news day, or they have run out of phones to hack.
 
#19
Olga's been done before, oh yes indeed, the Daily Heil Tardis must have just landed. Still I'm to Mingeytosk for a short back and sides, although I hear she does a good permanent blow and of course, something for the weekend!
 
#20
I thought poofs only referred to civvy blokes who bat for the other side and the RAF Regiment ....... Are dikes/dykes also called poofs now ?

I know the Dutch call their dykes polders .........

Why can't I find a woman who'd lock me up, feed me on viagra and 'rape' me repeatedly ? (Is it rape if you want it Your Honour ?)

It is a SLOW afternoon isn't it ?
 

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