Not a great weekend.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fang_Farrier, Jun 12, 2011.

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  1. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Fuckingshittycuntyasswipingly fecking not good at all.
     
  2. Do elaborate,Dear Heart.I'm sure we could all do with a chuckle at some other cunts expense.
     
  3. I don't know, I've had a pretty good weekend.
    Oh yes, I nearly forgot to add that I'm off work tomorrow too!
     
  4. Stop sitting on the fecking fence
     
  5. Is it raining,got diahorea,the painters in or something?. :)
     
  6. It's raining and got the shits. Will need the painters tomorrow.
     
  7. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer


    I told didn,t I ffs if you take her out , she, ll cost you a fortune and give you Crabs, But would you listen, would yer fuck!! serves you right.
     
  8. Fuckingshittycuntyasswipingly. why i give the dentist a miss first parade Monday morning!.
     
  9. If there's one thing guaranteed to cheer me up, it's hearing of a dentist having a bad weekend.

    That and the death of ginger.
     
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  10. the death of a ginger dentist would be the worst weekend he ever had
     
  11. I, on the other hand, could be persuaded to pop a few corks.
     
  12. Come on then what fucked up?.
     
  13. cant argue with that
     
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  14. Or was the Fuckingshittycuntyasswipingly pie shop closed for business.Have a wee dramm and calm down.
     
  15. Come on fang do tell...I love to hear others mis fortunes...i mean Oh dear lets discuss your problems so we can best advise.
     
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