Whilst in the newsagents with mini MM the other day, in between casting an eye at the top shelf and leching at the till girls tits, I told mini MM to hurry up and choose some sweets. When she could decide I said grab a few packets of cigarettes and let's go. Totally bemused and thinking I was trying to give her lung cancer at such a tender age, I had to call them 'Candy Sticks' and get going. Anyhow, it got me to thinking about those soft packets of chocolate cigarettes that had the tear off foil top to the packet and individually rizla'd choccy cigs, the ones where you ended up eating half the paper too. Then there was Spanish Gold Tobacco in the cotton drawstring bags. You can still get the tobacco but it's called 'Coconut Strands' or some other PC bollix. So, what gets you all nostalgic? Photos of Raleigh Choppers? The smell of starch? Old comics? OR the young schoolmistress bulging out of her V neck jumper at Parents Evenings?