Better than that, they have cranes collapse on their aircraft carrier's flighdeck.
and for an encore...
Russia’s ‘embarrassing’ aircraft carrier writes off second jet during Syria deployment
and one big between bog between 80 blokes (25 working khazies for 2000 crew). Or every man gets 18 minutes a day in porcelain. You've heard of ship's showers... Now we have ship's poos.