Having moved back to the Land of my Fathers a couple of years back, obviously I made a huge error of judgement. I was hoping for a relaxed, leave your doors open, community spirited, crime free sort of life. How wrong I must be, as I remember, other than the farmers coming down looking for a fight and a wife after a few beers(in any order); it seems that the Lleyn Peninsula has been twinned with South Central LA, as the local Plod are now dressed like they are ready to storm the Iranian Embassy and armed with Tazers. But should I be surprised, as this comes from prize numpty Tricky Dicky Brunstrom who relishes the fact that his team issue over 4000 speeding tickets a week!! This blackshirt look might be a bit ally for the young lean lads, but when you see some 45 year old shiny-arse sweating like a hijacker whilst trying to catch some spotty hoodie after robbing a pushbike, it just looks comical. Croeso i Cymru....Spread 'Em!!