Normal life in the UK

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by old_bloke, Mar 31, 2006.

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  1. So here she is, the most powerful woman in the world in a normal school in Engerland. ( I spell,like I dance but this is my Fandango)

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    Can I say, or you say anything non-racist , apart from race against the British ( Scots, Welsh, Saxon, Norman) types?

    So how does she think we live- I wonder?
     
  2. Bugsy

    Bugsy Crow

    She doesn't give a shite! And neither does Jack (Last) Straw. :D :D :D

    MsG
     
  3. dan_man

    dan_man LE

    Most people in Blackburn don't even know who she is so I wouldn't worry, but its been the biggest excitement to the town since the errr.... ever!
     
  4. Who the fuck is it anyway? One of the 'Three Degrees'?
     
  5. You lot leave Diana Ross alone
     
  6. Its not her. She was in the 'Four Tops'.
     
  7. Percy_Pigeon

    Percy_Pigeon War Hero Book Reviewer

    Are you sure it wasn’t the wooden tops
     
  8. Bugsy

    Bugsy Crow

    Brilliant, Flashy! :D :D :D

    I'd just love it if some old dear in a shopping centre said: "I used to watch you when you were in The Three Degrees".

    Wonder what her reaction would be.

    MsG

    P.S. Great to see you back with your usual fantastic comments, Flashy.
     
  9. Cheers. ;)


    (Seems some dont appreciate though.... :roll: )
     
  10. Well she used to be a concert pianist, so perhaps a collaboration with Diana Ross isnt such a bad idea. But as she's here in the U.k, if she wants to win our hearts and minds, might I suggest........................Chaz 'n' Dave!

    "Aawight tweacle, from the top-aaaaaaaa........

    Wabbit, wabbit, wabbit, wabbitt, bunny bunny........"

    Yeh, I know she's oop north, but even us 'eathen northern monkeys would rather throw ourselves in front of tut tram than hear her attempt George 'turned out nice again aint it?' Formby.
     
  11. Anya5268

    Anya5268 Old-Salt

    You wont stop talkin'!!! 8O :roll: Why dont you give a rest!!! ;)
     
  12. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    You got more rabbit than sainsburys
    Its time you got it off your chest
    Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart in 2
    I knew right off when I first met my eyes on you
    But how was I to know you'd break my ear holes too,
    with your excessive talking,
    you're becoming a PEST
    :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
     
  13. bovvy

    bovvy LE

    I know it is a bit of a stomach-churning memory, but this reminds me of the time Mrs Blair broke into song. But I can't think of the song. It wasn't "My old man's a dustman", was it??
     
  14. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    was it not "when i'm 64" :?: :?: :?: :?:

    When I get older losing my hair
    many years from now
    will you still be sending me a valentine
    birthday greeting, bottle of wine
    If I'd been out till quarter to three
    would you lock the door
    Will you still need me
    Will you still feed me
    When I'm sixty-four

    :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
     
  15. Ex_ex

    Ex_ex War Hero

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