Normal crab or deviant

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ELXLE, Feb 8, 2012.

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  1. Funny how the papers always seem to have a need to mention that he's ex-RAF. I wonder if he had been a shelf stacker would he even have gotten an article? Ex-Night Team Supervisor... just doesn't have the same ring to it.
  2. I'm sure I've seen those photo's on the mature dating website...
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Jesus, you know the world is a fucked up place when someone would pay to fuck that.
  4. I'd pay to fuck it...with a pick helve
  5. You would !
  6. I have.
  7. Hang on - spot the difference.....

    ammm1.jpg and.............. ammm2.jpg
  8. looks like the bloke in the picture on the left
  9. Errr, one's actually female, and even though she's an annoying twat, would still get it, mainly as a sympathy shag at the moment though now ;-)
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  10. "............he is not in the best of health and is now a recluse and very embarrassed". I think I would be to if they had mentioned I was ex-RAF
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  11. I have a strange fizzing sensation in the base of my penis.....
  12. That would be the safety fus... hang on, how you going to deal with those virgins if you blow your penis off?