none PC joke, u have been warned.

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by Rincewind, Jul 23, 2004.

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  1. GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.
    He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence .
    1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
    2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
    3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint
    7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
    9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
    10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
    11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
    12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
    13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
    14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

    Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
    Today's word is :"OMELETTE"
    Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

    Rincewind
     
  2. :D

    in a most un pc like fashion
     
  3. I is headin for a ride wid de ho and i may be omelette
     
  4. From dat board ortside Me tinkin dis house is up for omlette not for sale!
     
  5. Number 2 is my favorite.

    Rincewind
     
  6. They are all great. Absolute quality rince!!!!!!! Hee hee hee :lol:
     
  7. twicer: Careful, or I'll cum in your mouth!!

    Ho: (with mouth particularly full) Omelette you, honey!

    :oops: :oops: :lol:
     
  8. Another joke.

    Ugly fat Bird (UFB), tall beautiful bird (TBB), a french man and a squaddie are on a train.....the train enters a tunnel, its dark and theres a "slap" and when the train exits the tunnel the french man is rubbing his chin.

    Who dunnit?

    Well the UFB is thinking, the smarmy git touched the TBBs arrse in the tunnel so she slapped him, rightly so.

    the TBB thinks the smarmy git must have "tried" to touch her arrse but accidently touched the UFBs arrse by mistake and she must have slapped him the dirty pervert.

    The french man thinks..the squaddie must have touched the TBBs arrse and she assumed it was me and slapped me...

    The squaddie thinks...feck me that was ace, Stay tuned you french cnut cos in the next tunnel i am going to do it again.
     
  9. Haha, vive l'entente cordiale, mes amis!
     
  10. Yasser Arafat is to wear Paul Gascoignes England kit at his funeral. His
    last words were


    "Please bury me in the Gazza Strip...."


    Rincewind
     
  11. very funnee :lol: :lol: all of it lol.