Non PC jokes

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by fourteen2two, Nov 14, 2011.

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  1. Politically Incorrect Jokes of the Day

    What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?
    What do you call the second Afghan off the boat?
    Amhere Azwel!
    What do you call the third Afghan off the boat?
    Amhere Azwel Azhim!

    Muslim have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who's

    Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.

    Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and
    stopped breathing.
    I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and
    realised she was just on standby.

    Just Fostered a Muslim.
    All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.

    Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke
    All I said was, "golly you're tall.".

    They've had to cancel the panto 'jack & the beanstalk', in Birmingham,
    Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester & Luton:
    Because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.

    Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor

    But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon
    sandwich works a treat!


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  2. Your seventh post,if you ever find something funny or new then try an eighth.