Non-drinkers

Non-drinkers

  • Its their choice, leave them be

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Normally mad enough not to need alcohol

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • OK, as long as they don't get preachy

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lame and boring.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0
#2
So long as they don't discuss recipes for Non-Alcoholic Cocktails with weird and twee names"Virgin Mary"John Panton""Homo Wallbanger".All the more for us drunken sots to consume and they are also very useful for duties on festive occasions :twisted:
 
#4
as long as they dont tell me im slowly killing myself by drinkin poision....then there're cool :roll:

i like the odd pint of poision...commonly known as stella :twisted:
 
#5
Well I have to confess I used to be one of those "make mine a coke" people...(and meaning the cola drink before there's any funny comments).

but then saw the light and decided to give my liver a hard time like everyone else - that's what it's there for!!

Wouldnt you hate to be a liver and have nothing to do?

On a more serious note: in my non-alcoholic :roll: days I didnt preach or get into that whole 'my body is a temple' bullshit... it was just a choice. No big deal.
I was almost subjected to a kangaroo court because of it... but they relented and found someone else to bugger with a broom-handle instead (j/k)
 
#6
but they relented and found someone else to bugger with a broom-handle instead (j/k)[/quote]

Bad luck old chap but keep your fingures crossed you will find the love you seek
 
#8
Not sure about the Churchill quote.. but the earlier one about not trusting a man that doesnt drink was W C Fields.

 
#9
Greengrass said:
but they relented and found someone else to bugger with a broom-handle instead (j/k)
Bad luck old chap but keep your fingures crossed you will find the love you seek
 
#10
In case anyone is wondering why I put up this poll, I have had someone slanging me at work because I don't drink, despite having a valid (albeit a non medical) reason. Im not teetotal, as they say "I do enjoy a snifter of port at christmas, and when the toasts are called", I just don't drink alcohol for pleasure. Is it really that great a crime??????
 
#11
HantsTiger said:
In case anyone is wondering why I put up this poll, I have had someone slanging me at work because I don't drink, despite having a valid (albeit a non medical) reason. Im not teetotal, as they say "I do enjoy a snifter of port at christmas, and when the toasts are called", I just don't drink alcohol for pleasure. Is it really that great a crime??????
MUSLIM,MORMON or PANCAKE TUESDAY ADVENTIST?
 
#12
I'm not what you would call a 'drinker'. I like the odd pint or two when out and I drink at celebrations etc but I hate getting bladdered. I don't like the loss of control or the morning after and the older I get, the longer it takes to recover so I don't do it any more.

But, I have no objection to any one else doing their thing, as long as it doesn't impact on me or my family. As for quotes, my favourite is "Drink problem? I have no drink problem. I drink, I fall down - no problem!"

I HAVE NO TIME FOR DRINK DRIVERS :evil: though. Nor have I any time for the reformed drinker/smoker who preaches to you how harmful it is for you. It's a free society we live in (at the moment?) so enjoy your chosen route to the grave, after all, your a long time there!
 
#13
firestarter said:
HantsTiger said:
In case anyone is wondering why I put up this poll, I have had someone slanging me at work because I don't drink, despite having a valid (albeit a non medical) reason. Im not teetotal, as they say "I do enjoy a snifter of port at christmas, and when the toasts are called", I just don't drink alcohol for pleasure. Is it really that great a crime??????
MUSLIM,MORMON or PANCAKE TUESDAY ADVENTIST?
Nope, passenger in a car driven by a drink driver. Ever heard of 'Alice's adventures through the looking glass'? It was HT's adventure through his mate's head and the windscreen glass (dodgy seatbelts in the back) :( Would sober anyone up for life, I would have thought
 
#14
I don't see a problem w/ your not drinking. If I were you, I'd tell the tosser that he could sob my nob if he didn't like it. :twisted:

Good luck with the b@stard.
 
#15
Read 'The Doors of Perception' by Aldous Huxley.

Soberiety - Hah! this book puts in words all those formless, vague, but deep feelings we normal people have when presented with one of you teetotal wierdos. Have a few and get back to me.
 
#17
Very handy at stopping you from doing stupid things when you are drunk. Also handy for getting you home. I used to be a non drinker until I discovered alcohol :wink:
 
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