A Russian arrives in Manchester as a new immigrant to the UK . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England ." The person says, "I not English, I am Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful England ! That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not English." He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English Lady?" She says, "No, I am from Africa " Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English?" The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."