Noisy sex gets man banned from apartment

#1
This is the sort of news of the UK that hit's the US.
LONDON - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday.

A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris' apartment, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said.

Residents of Norris's publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, Taggart said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26207560/?GT1=43001



Someone find that chick and give me her number please!
 
#6
how do you fit a gag to one of your balls?
how noisy can a testicle be?
 
#8
It does seem to me that mongy blokes have big c0cks.

Hallveg told me.
 
#10
YesItsMe said:
another article about it


this can only happen in the uk ... to get banned for enjoying sex

ffs your nation will go the way of the dodo within no time :p
One woman told magistrates that her young daughter was left suffering nightmares and bed wetting because of what she had heard.
Hmmm. Her young daughter's bed is wet after a night of listening to folk shagging next door. Did she actually say it was wet with urine?
 
#11
smartascarrots said:
YesItsMe said:
another article about it


this can only happen in the uk ... to get banned for enjoying sex

ffs your nation will go the way of the dodo within no time :p
One woman told magistrates that her young daughter was left suffering nightmares and bed wetting because of what she had heard.
Hmmm. Her young daughter's bed is wet after a night of listening to folk shagging next door. Did she actually say it was wet with urine?
doesn't actually matter ... ever heard of 'hearos' or 'oropax' ??

simply use them - and the story is over ;)
 
#12
ukdaytona said:
but if he was that noisy, she should of gagged him..... wonder what she was doing to him for him to scream that loudly :hump: :lick: :omfg:
By the looks of her, taking her balaclava off should've been enough to do it
 

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#13
He needs a bloody haircut.
 

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LE
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#15
Nope, it's just that he is a scruffy git.
 
#17
Let's be honest, in the whole sordid shitehole of uphill gardeners and tuppence lickers that constitutes Brighton, it must have come as a shock to anyone living there to learn that anyone still enjoys a normal heterosexual relatonship. Even if what passes for a man looks more like a refugee from the circus.
 
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