Noisy sex gets man banned from apartment

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  1. This is the sort of news of the UK that hit's the US.

    Someone find that chick and give me her number please!
  2. I take it you're on about the one on the left Mr D? Just in case there was any 'confusion'... :? :D
  3. Jesus ! He looks like one of the "special people" they wheel onto Ophra !
  4. is this not a breach of their human rights, is this not a democratic country where the law abiding tax paying individual has the right to roger his other half as noisily as he likes ???

    Or are the neighbours just jealous, sad old farts?
  5. Good God, haven't they heard of ball gags???? I'm surprised the Judge didn't order the supply and wearing of one....!
  6. how do you fit a gag to one of your balls?
    how noisy can a testicle be?
  7. but if he was that noisy, she should of gagged him..... wonder what she was doing to him for him to scream that loudly :hump: :lick: :omfg:
  8. It does seem to me that mongy blokes have big c0cks.

    Hallveg told me.
  9. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    another article about it

    this can only happen in the uk ... to get banned for enjoying sex

    ffs your nation will go the way of the dodo within no time :p
  10. Hmmm. Her young daughter's bed is wet after a night of listening to folk shagging next door. Did she actually say it was wet with urine?
  11. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    doesn't actually matter ... ever heard of 'hearos' or 'oropax' ??

    simply use them - and the story is over ;)
  12. By the looks of her, taking her balaclava off should've been enough to do it
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    He needs a bloody haircut.
  14. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    you really think he'll be less noisy then? :lol:
  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Nope, it's just that he is a scruffy git.