Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Joyce127, Jul 14, 2012.

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  1. Why has Noddy got a bell on his hat? Because he is a CUNT! That is all.
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  2. And this is in the joke forum because?
  3. OP.You appear to have no concept of humour.That is all.
  4. I thought the bell was on his end.
  5. Why do elephants have Big Ears?

    Because Noddy's too tight to pay the ransom.

  6. Errrmmm...being a bear of very little brain, I don't quite get it.
  7. Let me guess........ Your name is Noddy.
  8. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    why have elephants got 4 feet?
    they would look silly with 6 inches.

  9. That joke was told by the biggest cunt of all.....Ricky up his own arsehole Gervais!
  10. I saw him on top of the pops singing "Merry xmas everybody", he didn't have a bell on his top hat then.
  11. Please don't encourage him.
  12. Jesus guys lighten up. I did actually find this on Sikipedia, and blame Ricky Gervais not me.
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  13. Why blame him? You posted it on here not him.
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  14. I hope I speak for everyone when I say you're culpable, cos you're the CUNT that told it here

    (Ok, its time to fess up....I'm a small-timing Walter Mitty walt)