Noddy for Your Unit Kids Christmas Bash - Free

From MTS Events, a personal apperance by Noddy at your unit. To clarify that:

"I'd prefer to have Noddy appear at a unit's kiddie party but if someone wants to bid for there local school, kids birthday party then thats fine, it's all for a good cause."

This would be mainland UK only.
£50 if he lapdances for me
This must be a great opportunity for someone away on ops (with an interenet connection at least) to get something organised for the folks at home. Come on OCs HQ Companies? Get you PRI wallets out. This would normally set you back £900.
Can I dress him as I want?

Any working orifices?

£330....... send him to me in a basque and high heeled flippers
£350, there is no way a iconic Childrens character is going into your cellar
Wanna bet


Noddy get your sex pants on
£475 I'm gonna rape him
£540 you just want to watch......
£560, its for your own good MDN the tabloids would go mental.
Can you think of a better way to the front page?

'Tranny rapes Noddy'


you can have a signature line say 'I saved Noddy'

Last punt from me.

For £800 I can get five thai ladyboys dressed like Noddy.

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