Noddy for Your Unit Kids Christmas Bash - Free

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  1. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    From MTS Events, a personal apperance by Noddy at your unit. To clarify that:

    "I'd prefer to have Noddy appear at a unit's kiddie party but if someone wants to bid for there local school, kids birthday party then thats fine, it's all for a good cause."

    This would be mainland UK only.
     
  2. £50 if he lapdances for me
     
  3. £60 to keep him out of MDN's fantasies.
     
  4. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    This must be a great opportunity for someone away on ops (with an interenet connection at least) to get something organised for the folks at home. Come on OCs HQ Companies? Get you PRI wallets out. This would normally set you back £900.
     
  5. Can I dress him as I want?

    Any working orifices?

    £225
     
  6. £280, keep your rough mitts off him
     
  7. £330....... send him to me in a basque and high heeled flippers
     
  8. £350, there is no way a iconic Childrens character is going into your cellar
     
  9. Wanna bet

    £400

    Noddy get your sex pants on
     
  10. You sick fcukker

    £430
     
  11. £475 I'm gonna rape him
     
  12. £500, no your not
     
  13. £540 you just want to watch......
     
  14. £560, its for your own good MDN the tabloids would go mental.