Nobody should have to do anything as perverted as this !

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cutaway, Nov 11, 2004.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    There are some sad buggers out there

    Did she get these ideas from her movie "Cabaret" ?
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    Admit it Cuts, you'd give her a good shag! :D
  3. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Not even with yours mate !

  4. she must have been pretty desperate for a sh*g to risk $50m. with a blindfold i'd have given her one for much less!! How much???
  5. i'd give her one

    greenjacket style.

    over the f*cking head with a shovel. :D
  6. Ooohh, that is low!

    Shortfuse couldn't give her one anyhow - she is his mum
  7. When she filmed Caberet, I'd have shagged 'er. Now I doubt even MDN would give her one. Not without the aid of some rulers and black maskers to make a splint.
  8. Peter Sutcliffe style?

    Ball pane hammer? 8O
  9. PMSL!!!! Like that would stop the nasty little Welshman. :D
  10. corps , i dont mind you saying i'd give my mum one , to you Americans that is normal practice so i can see where the confusion would arise.

    but ........ Welsh ....... F*CKING WELSH .........AAAAAAAAAAARGHH.

    that hurts man.

    Liza Minelli , looks like she's had a bucket of roofing tar poured over her head , and they've put the flames out with a chainsaw.
  11. ARE Welsh aren't you? 8O :wink:
  12. did you guys not htink that her ex hubby was strangely a male version of her!! They were like fecking clones (wot with her bad plastic surgery and his just plain spade face!!!)

    wish the bodyguard had suffocated her with his mambo!

    agent smith
  13. :D :D [​IMG]
  14. And they say ugly people attract ugly peopl ???? :roll: 8O

    agent smith
  15. had the chauffer never heard of stella artois ? 5 cans plus and she would look gorgeouses :lol: