Yet another year, yet another competition, so time for the pre-match banter! Good old Northern Lights 2004 is approaching fast!! Can't really remember much from last year apart from waking up at 10, opening a beer, listening to a balfy, pulling a rope, drinking three bottles of wine, nearly dying in my sleep, and pukin' up ribena on the coach on the way home! Unfortunately the jocks/smithy's have rigged the competition again! Unsattisfied by the temendous victory by QUEEN's last year (well really that's what it was, let's be honest) they've humped back in the old rules, and ditched the wildcards. Always remeber the unofficial Queen's motto... "Nobody likes us, but we don't care!" The other OTC's like to win a trophy over us, because they have to live with there inadequacies in comparison to us for the other 363 days of the year. Tell me Jock OTC's, what's it like to be second best?? Does it never get to you?? Again, unfortunately, the great taff won't be there this year, apparently the boxing match wasn't part of the competition last year. If it had, i think it would've been another 50 points to Queen's. In all fairness though last years Corps did deserve to win. Not neccesarily cos they rigged it whilst organising it, but because they prepared. I applaud you for your sportsmanship. But for all you other humpy baby rupperts!! We're badly behaved, rowdy, bad tempered, and alcoholic! But we do know how to have a brillliant time at your expense, Thanx.