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No1_Port_Side is about to jump out of the:

  • Port (left) side door

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  • Starboard (right) side door

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Bits

War Hero
#1
Right, my brain is starting to hurt. Somebody help me out.

I'm looking at No1_Port_Side's avatar, and I'm confused because his signature says 'Yes I know it's starboard side'. But looking out the door I can't see the underside of the wing, so I must be looking backwards towards the rear of the aircraft. I also can't see the PJI's fat arrse in his gay nylon jump suit, so the PJI must be hiding behind the man stood in the door. No1 also has his left foot forward and the PEL in front of his right leg. And all of this leads me to believe he is, in fact, about to leap from the ..... port side door.

Or am I being gay and getting my port and starboard mixed up?

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Your_Account/profile=10441.html
 

poet

War Hero
#2
Think you have to much time on your hands :D
 

Bits

War Hero
#3
Possibly, despite the fact I'm hiding in my room and trying to avoid an argument out there in the real world.

But I still want an answer.....
 
#4
Bits said:
Right, my brain is starting to hurt. Somebody help me out.

I'm looking at No1_Port_Side's avatar, and I'm confused because his signature says 'Yes I know it's starboard side'. But looking out the door I can't see the underside of the wing, so I must be looking backwards towards the rear of the aircraft. I also can't see the PJI's fat arrse in his gay nylon jump suit, so the PJI must be hiding behind the man stood in the door. No1 also has his left foot forward and the PEL in front of his right leg. And all of this leads me to believe he is, in fact, about to leap from the ..... port side door.

Or am I being gay and getting my port and starboard mixed up?

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Your_Account/profile=10441.html
Bits,

From your deductions above, and this web link, I would have to agree with you.... he IS about to lob himself out of the Port Side of above-mentioned aircraft ;)

May I be presumptious and suggest that perhaps he has had one too many landings on his head :D

Ghost
 

Bits

War Hero
#5
Ah, the link. That might explain my port/starboard confusion. There is both a red and a green light by the door on both sides of the aircraft. Maybe this is some witty loadie's way of confusing some halfway educated pongos.

Right, poll added. Which is it, port or starboard?
 
#12
Its been so long I cant remember which side is which! and theres not a joe crow just qualified about to get the correct side from.
 
#13
This is the way I remember it:

Left is a four letter word ending in T, as is Port & the colour of the drink Port is red, as is the light.
 
#14
Dozybint wrote:
Left is a four letter word ending in T, as is Port & the colour of the drink Port is red, as is the light.

At what time of the night does the port turn green?

What colour are the lights on the other side?
 
#15
Assuming that the photograph has not been translated and is therefore in the correct orientation and that this is a normal crab fat albert with crab PJIs:

1. The jumpers are all forward of the door when about to jump.
2. The door is on the jumper's left side.
3. It has to be the starboard door.

The wings are fairly high up and the angle of the picture is acute enough that the fuel tank is not visible (just).
 
#16
It's too small and I'm too blind (aka hungover) to see. Or care that much. From the position of his feet and his container, and the fact that the PJI (scummy fecking girlfriend stealing c unt that he no doubt is) is beyond him, it's the port (left) side, but where is the rest of his stick? If the photographer is No2, he's a bit far back if the guy in the door is in the Red On position (I can't see his left arm). As we all seem to be in spotter mode, do you reckon, from the square 'jerrycan-like' shape of the container and the flat picturesque nature of the scenery, that he's about to exit over weston on the Green whilst on the lobs course - and if so, doesn't it look a bit low for the 1000ft exit height they do over Wotg? Does anyone care? Shall we get back to talking about boobies now?
 
#18
RTFQ said:
Does anyone care? Shall we get back to talking about boobies now?
But at once, how about these?

BTW: I suspect that the photographer is on the ramp out of the way of the real men (and the PJIs)
 
#19
GoodIdeaAtTheTime said:
RTFQ said:
Does anyone care? Shall we get back to talking about boobies now?
But at once, how about these?

BTW: I suspect that the photographer is on the ramp out of the way of the real men (and the PJIs)
No! Stop it! I'm getting drawn into the geekiness. The photographer can't be on the ramp with the guy's feet in the position they are, the ramp must be beyond him and the photographer towards the wings. Oh my head hurts.

And IGS won't let me see the boobies :(
 
#20
Goodideaatthetime, what a class photo , that is more like it who cares what side of the A/C he is about to jump from when there are photos like that to look at . Top notch
 

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