Were you standing outside with flowing robes, a big beard and a funny jacket on? Sorry we were all hiding under the window sills whilst the OC was trying to find the keys to the armoury. Come down next week we'll let you in honest
If you are joining the first things to learn are loyalty, teamwork and trust. Now you too can be part of the team, trust us, and loyally tell us where it was.
A few pertinent questions:
Was there a cannon? (long tube with wheels).
What colour was the fence?
How loud was the music?
Were you panting into the intercom? And what makes you think the intercom works?
There was a report of someone trying to break into a primary school in Dudley in the evening, are you sure it was a TAC?
Are you a debt collector? Perhaps someone recognised you and everybody panicked.
Were you wearing an orange rosette?