No win no fee

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  1. Paddy goes to see a 'No win No fee' lawyer and asks him. "Is it true that loads of people are suing tobacco companies for selling tobacco
    products that have damaged their health?" The lawyer confirms that this is happening. Paddy goes on. "I also hear that people are suing
    fast food companies for the same thing, due to salt and fat levels, is that right? The lawyer again confirms.
    "Right then," says Paddy, I'm wanting to sue Guinness for making me shag all those ugly women."