No Vest Tops and/or Open Toe Footwear Allowed In This Cookhouse..........

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by regular_imbiber, Aug 20, 2010.

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  1. Spoke to a couple of Toms today and they didnt believe me when I told them such rules used to be enforced!!

    Did it go out the window when PAYD came in, as after all the cookhouses/NAAFI must literally cater for all sorts just to balance the books??
     
  2. It was being enforced at Keogh last year, so still being enforced as far as I am aware
     
  3. I believe this sort of rule is still enforced at Blandford
     
  4. I've been out for lots of years now but everytime i see some cnut in a restaurant with a vest, shorts and moses getaway boots on, it causes no end of chunnering on my part and eyerolling in behalf of MrsZippy.

    Standards man Standards :)
     
  5. Still in force at the units (Army and RAF) have been to recently with PAYD/CRL in place.
     
  6. Not last time I was there, a few weeks back.

    In fact, I don't even remember ever seeing the ROS in the cookhouse in the couple of months I spent back in web-finger central.
     
  7. Not really sure how it could be enforced to be honest.

    PAYD is not a mess hall or a cookhouse. It is a resteraunt open to civilians as well. How can a soldier, off duty, be disciplined for wearing a particular attire but the wife and child of the Colonel can saunter in in what they want.

    Can't have it all ways. If the Jnr Ranks mess is mandatorily turned into the all ranks / civilian club then ram your rules. Why should JNCO's have to sit and eat next to the wife of an Officer who overhears what they say? Why should JNCO's be told to mind their language because children are around - it's our fucking mess!!

    Rant went in a new direction. If Jnr Ranks scoff house is to be treated as a fucking McDonalds then people can wear what they want.
     
  8. I remember being on a construction tour in Ballykelly. We lived on the airfield while the Grenadier Guards did their best to turn the camp into Chelsea Barracks.
    We used to rock up at the cookhouse in coveralls, parkas and wellies, leave the wellies outside and trog in wearing socks.
    The Chief sloppo and Gren RSM went spastic and posted an order stating footwear must be worn.
    Next day, wellies left outside and dessies or trainers worn with coveralls.
    Rules changed to no mixed dress in the cookhouse.........ffs,

    We ended up having hayboxes on site for the rest of the tour

    Fecking Guards!

    They even got our chippy to make two sentry boxes for their 'Waterloo Ball', shipped their wives over and had poor old Guardsmen outside the mess in bearskins the lot :?
     
  9. dirty pongo cunts

    THAT IS ALL
     
  10. Mixed (Civvy and JRs) PAYD mess here. You get the odd flip flopped and vested visit here and there but on the whole the crow ain't too bad. At the end of the day I've found it's better to have a quiet word with the more senior/grown-up/psychotic crow to get the message across rather than ranting at them or posting stuff on those funny A4 pages stuck round camp that no fecker reads. :)

    The bar on camp is another example of how things are going downhill - Bar staff asked the duty screw to get the lads and lasses in the bar to clear up their empties and clear the tables. Reply: "Er, that's your job, that's what you're payed for!" :D
     
  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Happened to me in Dekhalia in 94
    Walked in with another lad in shorts and tee shirt as we were on a sports Parachuting course
    C/Sgt in uniform walks up points and says "Get the fuck out dressed like that"
    I left other bloke was a Staffy from one of the units he took the Colour to one side for a word

    He was a very angry colour seemed to shout at any fucker found out later he was TA and his lads had had a bolloking from one of teh Chefs for coming straight in sweating from PT and he took it upon himself to enforce the rule on behalf of the cookhouse
    He was even chucking people out that were sat eating

    Was suprised at Windsor to see lads using the cookhouse in coveralls
     
  12. If the no flip-flops and vest rule is rigidly enforced, then all living-in Fijians will die of starvation - FACT.