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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by WO2.Ghandi, Aug 27, 2013.

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  1. From the comments section... only in the fucking Guardian. Seeing as I had to explain the difference to my girlfriend, I really doubt that it's sexism!

  2. "We are tired of vaginas being either artificially sexualised (porn) or stigmatised"

    Unfortunate word choice -

    Stigmatise: to mark with stigmata
    Stigmata: the bloody, gaping nail holes in Jeezus's mitts.

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  3. I haven't watched a vagina being stigmatised in porn for years. I've seen thousands of female anuses being cock punched, throats choking reluctantly against the thrust of unsavoury man meat and quite a few women being beaten. This makes me a feminist by the looks of it. Gutted.
  4. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    Even worse when you see:

    Stigma (botany) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  5. They should have met the old greengrocer with whom I had a Saturday job as a young 'un. He described vaginas as having the appearance of "... a vulture wiv its froat cut".

  6. Do you also like to munch the rug?

    You mucky dyke feminist.
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  7. Stop picking on the sisterhood, you sexist cunt.

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  8. "Glamour" models can't be that hard a concept for the fair sex to grasp can it? Most of 'em will have owned a pair of wellies, but they rarely feature in that Vogue comic of theirs.
  9. The Kebab Packers Union would like their Hall of Fame pictures back!
  10. Oy cunt, less of that. On account of my proclivity for rug munching, I class myself as a dyke too you know. A fucking ugly one as well, just for the full and proper effect.
  11. A minge is a thing of beauty. A classic to surpass any Da Vinci, Picasso or Rembrandt.

    Although I reserve the right to exlude in my statement above - fat gopers axe-wound's that have that fatty apron above them or shaved badly from cheap razors and therefore spotty and a bit 'hacked at'
  12. Ordinarily i would agree. However, once i went down on a rather fit lady and her bits looked like a hedgehog that had been hit by a steamroller. It was a difficult image to rid my mind of as i lapped at her minge like a dehydrated flatcoat at a pub water bowl.
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