No, there is a God after all.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Blogg, Aug 11, 2009.

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  1. Saw that on the Beeb - you'd need a heart of stone not to p1ss yourself with laughter, wouldn't you?
  2. The photo looks as if the copper is putting the boot in to the corpse!
  3. Christ, have you seen the comments section for the story??
    Compensation culture alive and well in Britain then 8O
  4. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Or someone with an ARRSE-like sense of sarcasm.

    On the plus side, it's one less on the unemployment figures for Gordo.
  5. How do you know it was not her ---- that planned the perfect murder! :roll:
  6. Just another pane killer abuse story.

  7. Nah, you can see right through that one
  8. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    havent either of you got a shard of remorse for the fella?
  9. This isn't funny, his family must be shattered.
  10. Have you lot never had a domestic? People who live in glass houses should not throw stones!

    A Taxi? For me? How kind of you. Oh and look you have my coat too!
  11. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    He must have been a fan of that famous BBC kids programme 'Play School'.

    "Now then children, is it through the round window or the arched window or the square window? No children, it's through the plate glass window".
  12. Apparently, they were members of the 'Playschool Re-enactment Society'. So which window will we go through today? The round window, the square.......

    Ok, ok, I know. that's my taxi - thanks :D
  13. How do you know it was not her ---- that planned the perfect murder!

    She didn't do it........................she's been framed!
  14. The positive side of the story being there is now one less homeless person :D