No such thing

Discussion in 'Army Reserve' started by Boxy, Nov 9, 2007.

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  1. I know this has come up before, and it goes against everything I believe in, but stupid questions......we've all been asked them.
    The most recent of mine was "Staff, have you got any Kirby grips?"
    This asked to someone with a 2 sides and 3 over the top! and male to boot!
    I was good and didn't shout or anything, just responded with a "does this look like a hair cut that needs Kirbys!" she took the hint.

    So share them................
     
  2. What's a Kirby grip? :?
     
  3. Girly hair clip thingy for keeping hair up/buns in place
     
  4. One of these:
     

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  5. If she is asking you that particular question you should have a look at yourself, she may be asking for a Tampon next.
     
  6. That wouldn't be a first! what threw that lassie was the "what type of flow"
     
  7. Surely that's a de-waxer (ear for the use of)?

    My missus has lovely highlights.
     
  8. Whaaaaaaaaaaah!! :D
     
  9. bugger! lol
     
  10. msr

    msr LE

    Is this to support the 'Croydon Facelift'?

    msr
     
  11. Ahh, around our way it's called a "Barry facelift"

    [​IMG]
     
  12. msr

    msr LE

    And you just know that those tosspots are driving these: http://www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/

    msr
     
  13. I remember a certain AGC Sgt (not very bright) asking
    "Where does milk come from?"
     
  14. Everyone knows that, from the dairy section at the supermarket, what a dumb question.
     
  15. Hmm? This pint came from the NAAFI!