No such thing as a stupid question? I beg to differ...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chrisg46, Jan 28, 2010.

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  1. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    The only stupid question is one that you dont ask is a saying i would normally agree with, but i have heard some queries that the asker really should really thought about more before asking....

    During a first aid lesson from a medic recently returned from Afg, the medic stressed the importance of SOP's to locate the first field dressing, ie you use the casualties first.
    Numpty in the class puts his hand up
    "Do we use his gloves too?"
    "What?" replies the nonplussed medic.
    "Well, we dont want to get our own gloves covered in blood and sh*t, should we take his off and put them on ourselves..."

    8O :? 8O
     
  2. Not a stupid question, but an extremely stupid answer. On OPTAG in 2006, RMP bloke teaching propotionate use of force asks what 'verbal' means. Young Sapper pipes up with 'name calling'. Jesus fuckin' wept...
     
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    So, what happened then?
     
  4. My bold, unless he was checking his prostate, I would be fecking worried...


    Edit: Infact, if he was checking my prostate in that situation, I would be fecking worried anyway, looking at me with those sparkling eyes...
    Blood? Likes it a bit rough...
     
  5. Stupid question...