No smoke without fire

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by haggler, Nov 15, 2011.

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  1. Apparently his latest "protege" wasn't too keen on getting down to his member's end and facing a couple of balls.
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  2. 'I could have learned a lot from him but unfortunately, it didn’t work out the way I wanted it to'

    Isn't it always the way with homoerotic, sado-masochistic role-playing? Tch!
  3. Detectives admit they are stumped. Cry havoc and let slip the cricketing puns!
  4. erm.....nil nisi bonum, however:

    Roebuck in despair over sex assault claim: Maxwell - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

    My bold.
  5. Or... the SAP are up to their old tricks. They used to be well-known in the 60's and 70's for the number of prisoners who 'accidentally' fell out of 10th floor windows.
  6. Caning black boys across the buttocks? Lucky he wasn't in Uganda.
  7. He thinks it's all "over" well it is now. Howzat?!
  8. It was well known that he batted for the other side.
  9. ^ You been on the cooking sherry oh explosive one?
  10. Do you think he should be given bail?
  11. Not whilst he's batting for the other side.
  12. Saigon Red - it's piss, but at least it's alcoholic piss.
  13. Anyone wearng the AoDai (sp)?


    Or lack of?