No Sh*t Sherlock.....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chimera, Oct 26, 2009.

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  1. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

  2. Shame the condom didn't burst!
  3. Mind you ...... compo rations used to do that to me
  4. Stupid cnut, did he think he could hold out indefinately?
  5. good job police stations don't serve Army food, he might have had to wait months...
  6. Why does a defence lawyer bring this up?

    No one cares, it doesn't excuse or explain why he is a drug dealing/muleing waste of skin.

    And as for the defences beleif that he is determined (as shown by his refusal to sh1t), if he was that fcuking determined he'd be clean and staying away from the illegal narcotic trade wouldn't he?

    Shame one didn't burst....

    Maybe the cops should have the power to just punch people in the stomach if suspected of having condoms of heroin or crack in their intestines.
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Gosh, I wished I lived in Liverpool.

    Its got some lovely buildings.

  8. Thats Swansea
  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Is Swansea not part of Liverpool?

    Shite. Sorry. I really must try to spend more time in the South of England.
  10. If you look at the picture you can just see that car has wheels, not Liverpool!
  11. Shame the Police Surgeons aren't allowed to perform "Inter-body" searches. A scalpel would have done the job quicker.
    And saying his Grannie and Mum were addicts should have gone against him. Surely he'd have known the effects of this junk?