No sex on the ark

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals...

    "Listen up!" he said in a demanding voice. "There will be no sex on this trip. All of you males, take off your penis and hand it over to my sons. I will sit over there and write you receipts. After we see land, you can get your penis back."

    After a week, Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited.

    "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"

    Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "Sorry, no land yet."

    "Damn!" exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.

    This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.

    Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for 40 days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. Why are you acting so excited every day?"

    "Look!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper, "I got the horse's receipt!"