NO PLAY, HELP NEEDED ASAP

#1
Currently have a Hiatt handcuff stuck to my left wrist (been fooling around with the girlfriend :S) however its stuck, keys wont open it.

Any Ideas? Dont fancy nipping round to the police station with it on it might raise eyebrows

this is not a wah
 
#2
Dont worry, in the fullness of time it will drop off due to advanced corrosion. Why not take up macrami as a pleasant and fullfilling hobby until then?

Marge.
 
#4
Cut your hand off, hey presto - the cuffs become loose.

Hope this helps.
 
#5
That would mean wandering around down stairs with the house mate, Do you think the oil from a rifle cleaning kit would work?
 
#6
Jerrycan2793 said:
Currently have a Hiatt handcuff stuck to my left wrist (been fooling around with the girlfriend :S) however its stuck, keys wont open it.

Any Ideas? Dont fancy nipping round to the police station with it on it might raise eyebrows

this is not a wah
What's the other end handcuffed to? :D
 
#13
Go to local fire station and they will cut it off, (the handcuff not your arm)!!

However before doing that check you have not engaged the locking mechanism which prevents the handcuff from being continually tightened, some have a slide type button, some have a press in button and some are activated by the key.

Try turning the key the wrong way as to lock then turn to unlock. (You do have the correct key?).

Photographs of the handcuff may be helpful!!!

Good luck
 
#14
Go to local fire station and they will cut it off, (the handcuff not your arm)!!

However before doing that check you have not engaged the locking mechanism which prevents the handcuff from being continually tightened, some have a slide type button, some have a press in button and some are activated by the key.

Try turning the key the wrong way as to lock then turn to unlock. (You do have the correct key?).

Photographs of the handcuff may be helpful!!!

Good luck
 
#16
verynewtothis said:
Brilliant! Bet your girlfriend is finding this hilarious! This must be a joke...would you really sit there stuck in handcuffs and think to ask ARRSE?!
yeah quite simply because Arrse doesnt know who I am, my house mate does as do a lot of the local bobbys (inlcuding our lasses dad whose handcuffs I think they are lol) This has the potential to be messy but yess the girl friend is amused
 
#18
lol, brilliant! good luck with them! maybe next time play with easy release mechanism ones! Know anyone with a massive pair of bolt cutters? they may help if they are loose enough
 
#19
I think your right it wont tighten or loosen, the girlfriend has phoned daddy, can someone change the thread title to help someones dad is 10 minutes away and probably going to kick the living daylights out of me
 

Similar threads

Latest Threads