No no no this is wrong, wrong, wrong

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  1. Man - Much older women 10 years +

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  2. Woman - Much older men 10 years +

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  3. Man - Slightly older women

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  4. Woman -Slightly older Man

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  5. Man -Much younger women 10 years +

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  6. Woman - Much younger men 10 years +

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  7. Sod it - I nail everything I can me.

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  1. Healthy Sex Life Can Extend Into 80s

    By Serena Gordon
    HealthDay Reporter (What is she 82 or summat???)
    Wednesday, August 13, 2008; 12:00 AM

    There is a really good reason for that, we want to bloody die by the time we get to that age, nagged into a wooden box, and women still want a portion in their 80's???? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  2. I think my sex life died in the 80s.

    That must surely mean the sympathy vote's all mine.
  3. So you don't fancy bowing out with your "boots off" then?
  4. Do you know, you're such a spoil sport. Typical man, always wants to withdraw early!
  5. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    I don't see what's wrong. I certainly hope I am still getting my leg over at that age. Can't blame the old dears for wanting the same

    However I'm buggered if they would have my flesh. I will be shagging something at least a third of my age, hoping to die with a smile on my face :D
  6. Shagged into a coronary by some small fit thing considerably younger than 80summat does appeal.....
  7. Time is a great healer, it doesn't do quite the same thing for lubrication.
  8. Whatever works for them pal. And given the option (at 80) between a T dance and sex, think I know what I'd prefer.

    Waltz anyone?
  9. Not enough older men?

    We'll just have to go for the younger models then :twisted:
  10. Line them up Kes1
  11. Most men are dead by 80 or need Viagra...50-60 year old toy boys are the way ahead for the purple rinse brigade...oh yeah! :wink:
  12. Good for you and I do hope whichever you decide upon, nobody treads on anything.
  13. Who will be going for even younger women...
  14. Thank you Mr Soft. And now I've got the new WonderBra, it's only me corns that get trod on.
  15. I think a poll may be needed for this debate.

    Do men prefer younger women or older more experienced women?