No more reason for birds to complain...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Silent_Assassin, Feb 13, 2008.

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  1. ... when you shoot your manfat square and fair in the face :D

    Quote "If you're worried about wrinkles - orgasms even help prevent frown lines from deepening"

    no excuses any more :twisted:

    cos your only doing your bit to assist in a youthful look.
  2. If a man is talking in the middle of a forest and there are no women to hear him, is he still wrong?
  3. But only if he's selflessly aiding her campaign to restore lost youth.
  4. Ladies... special offer for Valentines Day... Cads bespoke anti wrinkle unction..

    Cheap, good for the environment and there is an inexhaustable supply (Subject to demand)
  5. Quality, I've just sent it to the missus, guess I'll either get a shag or a kick in the bollocks when I get home 8)