No more Mr Nice Guy

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by fertman, Oct 9, 2009.

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  1. So, it's official, Stalin was not a mass murderer who drove his wife to suicide(F@ck, that's no crime, we've all done it, or are trying to....) and turned the whole of the Ukraine to cannibalism, he was a writer for Sesame Street. What next? Mugabe modelled for jam adverts???
     
  2. Papa Doc was unfairly demonised. People are quick to point out that he was responsible for the murder of tens of thousands, but they fail to mention that he was largely responsible for the elimination of gonorrhea in Haiti, and introduced the Caribbean to the delights of the fresh baked baguette.
     
  3. Pol Pot improved the fertility of Kampuchean rice paddies by a significant order of magnitude.
     
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And he was a Buddhist monk
     
  5. Caligula was a nice family man!
     
  6. Hitler ran a nice line in holiday retreats.
     
  7. Hitler and Mussolini both did wonders for the punctuality of their respective railway systems.
     
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Vlad the Impaler pioneered the early shish kebabs.
     
  9. Hitler was merely misunderstood, and Mussolini had a difficult childhood.
     
  10. Himmler made sure that all concentration camps had doctors.
     
  11. MDN cried when he visited Auschwitz and found it empty.
     
  12. Hitler ensured the long-term prosperity of Swiss banks.
     
  13. Pah! All mere beginners compared to Mao.

    Some reckon that he single handedly has made the greatest contribution to population control and thus delayed the onset of terminal global warming by eliminating the CO2 exhaled by 70 million Chinese, Tibetans, Mongolians, Manchus, Koreans, Hmong and Uyghurs.

    Mind you, he did have from 1935 to 1976 to do that.
     
  14. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    You're Harriet Harperson and I claim my five pounds.
     
  15. Tony Blair was the greatest British prime minister.