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no fuking rum

#1
yeah, I know I'm pinchin ur site but where the fuk are they.

sposed 2 b a site for matelots. r they all pissed or wot ?

anyway, you prob know me - have a sip, hey have a gulpers. good on yer. bring on the dancing girls. NOW!!
 
#9
Sorry. I'm new here. Inever would hav thought, I m,ean out of all. Anyway parently i cant call you names, clitface. praps we can just shake hands,. if no. just fo. what do yu say?
 

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#16
Can I please say the vast majority of us Matelots are not like this joker.

Please don't hold it against us.

Thank you
 
#19
Y thank you harlot. What kind of weapon has guns got stuck up his arse. (cant wait to see wot the translator makes of this). Is this an adult site or wot ?
 
#20
Guns said:
Can I please say the vast majority of us Matelots are not like this joker.

Please don't hold it against us.

Thank you
I would like to second my fellow matelot's comments. We're not all cunts like this illiterate cretin.

Yours aye,

t_m
 

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