Surely there is no finer sight on god's earth than an 8 month pregnant woman smoking a tab. When I took my wife in yesterday, I went back to the car to get a few bits and bobs for her. On my way back in, there she was, in all her glory. 15 stones of lank-haired beauty, was stood outside the lobby, lighting up one of those 100 for a fiver javelins that they like to puff on. Oblivious to the fact that the hospital entrance is on a main road, all she had on was a pair of fluffy slippers and a dressing gown that looked like it had been made from GS blankets dyed pink. It only made it a third of the way down her legs as well, exposing a good degree of corpse-white flesh. Despite this horrific sight, part of me couldn't help admiring the sheer fcuking brass of it. As I walked up to go past her, she fixed me with one of those "Yeah, you got a problem with my foetus having a smokers cough?" stares, but I just smiled and said. "Excuse me luv, is this the maternity hospital or the lung unit?" Have any other arrse users recently been exposed to people that defy belief?