No Fear

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by tdriver, Aug 18, 2011.

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    An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

    The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?" The driver replied " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

    The officer looked at the driver and asked "Anything else?" "Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

    The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?" Mr Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered "Not a fucking thing!"