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No Fat Chicks
- Thread starter Phil306
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I am.
99.9% of the howlers using this site have honoury membership to Greggs, Ginsters and Rowntrees.
Not many of them have any association with Sure or Impulse though.
Which in essence, implies that they are f** and sw**** (see Eds note)
Editors note - Due to legal reasons (and not wanting to be banned again ) I cannot utter that immortal phrase.
99.9% of the howlers using this site have honoury membership to Greggs, Ginsters and Rowntrees.
Not many of them have any association with Sure or Impulse though.
Which in essence, implies that they are f** and sw**** (see Eds note)
Editors note - Due to legal reasons (and not wanting to be banned again ) I cannot utter that immortal phrase.
You still don't get it do you pet ? Let me explain it to you again.
When the Arrse crawl takes place on this beach, any fat blokes there will only ensure the slim nekkid dorii are more easily channeled towards our toned & bronzed bodies. We aren't interested in blokes so these fatties don't even feature in the equation.
Anyway dearie, don't worry your pretty little head over subjects that seem complicated to you, just be a love & fetch us some cold beers.
When the Arrse crawl takes place on this beach, any fat blokes there will only ensure the slim nekkid dorii are more easily channeled towards our toned & bronzed bodies. We aren't interested in blokes so these fatties don't even feature in the equation.
Anyway dearie, don't worry your pretty little head over subjects that seem complicated to you, just be a love & fetch us some cold beers.
Have you ever been to a nudist beach? If they run along the lines of nudist colonies there are no dorii of the slim nekkid variety, usually the old, fat, stretchmarked varicose veined variety. Unfortunate or what!
As for getting you a brew or a cold beer, hows about you kiss a particular part of my anatomy first?
As for getting you a brew or a cold beer, hows about you kiss a particular part of my anatomy first?
Poor comeback but not totally unexpected and we do make allowances for bints.
I have been to a bollocky beach, Brazillian women are both gorgeous & friendly.
But if your experience of nudist beaches/colonies has been as you outlined above, have you ever wondered why ?
Huge hint here.
I'd have to take a squint at it to determine the size, shape, colour, likelihood of catching galloping knob-rot and whether it is attatched to Moby Dick's big sister before offering to place any part of my frame remotely near it.
Perhaps this learnéd man of letters in his Epistle to the Hunchbacked Slapper expressed my thoughts rather better:
I have been to a bollocky beach, Brazillian women are both gorgeous & friendly.
But if your experience of nudist beaches/colonies has been as you outlined above, have you ever wondered why ?
Huge hint here.
I'd have to take a squint at it to determine the size, shape, colour, likelihood of catching galloping knob-rot and whether it is attatched to Moby Dick's big sister before offering to place any part of my frame remotely near it.
Perhaps this learnéd man of letters in his Epistle to the Hunchbacked Slapper expressed my thoughts rather better:
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