No Fat Chicks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Phil306, Oct 1, 2006.

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  1. at the nudist beach...

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  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Seems like a good place for an Arrse piss-up.
  3. Phil, what were you looking for, exactly, when you found this???

  4. what about fat males? Cos they are just as bad.
  5. Blokes only then Cuts?
  6. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    What a thing to say Biscuits !

    Are you insinuating that the female readership of this site consists anything but willowy models ?
  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Don't be silly, I wouldn't shag a bloke whether he was a lardarse or not.

    Now run along and get us a brew pet, there's a good girl.
  8. I am.

    99.9% of the howlers using this site have honoury membership to Greggs, Ginsters and Rowntrees.

    Not many of them have any association with Sure or Impulse though.

    Which in essence, implies that they are f** and sw**** (see Eds note)

    Editors note - Due to legal reasons (and not wanting to be banned again ) I cannot utter that immortal phrase.
  9. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    at eaty I seem to remember GB, and it was a pearler !
  10. I agree. However, I find that using one hand to push the huge gut out of the way leaves the other hand free to masturbate them to completion..........into my willing, greedy mouth :D
  11. I would just love to know the content of this immortal phrase that got GB banned from the NAAFI. I bet it's classic. I just adore a bit of vulgar, offensive repartee. So, if anyone wants to PM it to me ......... :)
  12. fat and sweaty, unless you're using it to flirt then it's *giggles* in a PM from a victim.

  13. Nothing wrong with a fat lass.

    Providing they don't sweat too much.
  14. Get your coat Jim, you've pulled!


    Beebs x
  15. If no fat birds are allowed, then an Arrse piss-up would be rather dull!!

    Two Lisa Tarbuck's when you're ready love...