no eyes ADVICE PLEASE

#1
hi guyz just wonderin if it would be possible for me to go to phase 1 with no eyes as they were gauged out by my mother at birth. im classified in class F blind and ive been told by a m8 that they give good quality guide dogs on issue.. would I have to ask thios to my section commander wen i get there or??

i would mention this to my recruiter but i cant find da way to the acio cos my guide dog got ran over by some pikey on a wheelchair so i thought id com here first and see if i can find anyone else whos in da army and blind??

peace out
 
#3
They'll give you a free mobility scooter as well, but you have to buy your own uniform for your Pass Out Parade and your Dad's wedding at Dale Farm*.

*Other farms are available.
 
#5
If you ask at the ACIO they can give you some Ibuprofen and your eyes will just grow back.
He'll have to put Tubigrip round his head for a bit though.

Standard issue and all that.
 
#7
Why not try the navy? Nelson had only one eye and was a legend, you have the potential to be twice as good. You may need to see your GP and have an arm off though. If cost is a factor, try shoplifting in Saui Arabia.
 
#9
hi guyz just wonderin if it would be possible for me to go to phase 1 with no eyes as they were gauged out by my mother at birth. im classified in class F blind and ive been told by a m8 that they give good quality guide dogs on issue.. would I have to ask thios to my section commander wen i get there or??

i would mention this to my recruiter but i cant find da way to the acio cos my guide dog got ran over by some pikey on a wheelchair so i thought id com here first and see if i can find anyone else whos in da army and blind??

peace out
No problems. You'll be expected to get blind drunk on a regular basis so crack on.
 
#10
If you can do sign language why not try the signals. Or go into politics then you could lead other people in a similar position to yourself.
 
#11
You may need to see your GP and have an arm off though. If cost is a factor, try shoplifting in Saui Arabia.
To get ahead of the game removing an arm, buy a washing Machine, they remove the arms of kids, so even for someone with a mild sight impediment they are both affordable and locally available. Plus you can then send it back to Curries and get a full refund of the purchase price.
 
#14
no eyes , you will go far as a rechie mech , most of 11 Inf workshops drivers were renowned for driving blind!!
 
#16
guys stop being rude i r serious... i woz also worried cos normally the guide doggies hav a yellow shiny jacket on so dey can be seen... will this be a problem when in the woods or does the armies new equality policy cater for this?
 
#17
yes...............

.......... you can get either black (n*gger) or blonde (w*gger) labs. all come in DPM coats (MTP by 2018)


heres 2 i's.
 

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