No enemies

The Minister was giving a sermon on loving your neighbor and forgiving your enemies.

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,

faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the bitches.'
There was a Spanish General (under Franco) on his deathbed - The Priest asked if he forgave his enemies.
His reply was "I have no enemies - I had them all shot"

(Not a joke)

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