A woman gives birth to a baby with no ears. Waiting outside is her husband. Once the baby is born, the midwife comes outside and takes the father to one side. 'You've got a little baby boy!' the midwife gushes, 'but there is a problem.' 'Whats up?' the panic-stricken father replies. 'Well, the baby has no ears. PLEASE don't say anything as your wife is extremely upset.' The man agrees and enters the room where he picks up his baby and thinks of something to say. 'Nice eyes' the man says. 'Yes I know, the Doctor says he has 20/20 vision.' his Wife replies. I'm glad,' says the father, 'how the fuck would he wear glasses otherwise?'