No Cake For Hitler.


JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.

This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf's birthday.

"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.

The Campbells turned down the market's offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can't understand what all of the fuss is about.

"ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old," said Deborah Campbell, 25, who is Heath's wife of three years and the mother of the children. "That's sad."
LOL! Sad rednecks, poor bl00dy kids! I don't understand why white supremacists like to show respect for the individual that did more to end the dominance of the white race in the world then any other...oh yeah, they're thick...


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Oh_Bollox said:
The family are fuhrerous, apparnetly.
now, now...dont be nazi to them.
Probably for the best, as they would have only goebbels it all up.


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squeekingsapper said:
Probably for the best, as they would have only goebbels it all up.
well, cakes always good. I wouldnt have Hess-itated to have a big piece of it.
I suppose 'Heil' have to get the outrage U-boat out over this one.

What flavour cake should t hey have? Speer-mint? Perhaps southparks chef would make is famous Chocolate salty Goebbels?

I'm Goering to hell for this one...
Oh_Bollox said:

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Blondbint Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Its the kids you have to feel sorry for - they have bad medical conditions and the shop should have made allowances.

Hitler has only got one testicle and they suspect the other may be somehwere in London in a large public entertainment building.

Hinler has a similar condition.

One of their cousins who hopes to make it big in Broadcasting aparently has no testicles.
What a load of balls! Anyway, I hear it's the shop that should be closed down on hygiene grounds - their Panzer filthy. :lol:
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