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Usain Bolt goes to a golf club and the man at the reception says,

''Sorry sir, we dont let black people play here. Theres another club 10 minutes down the road that might help''

''But im Usain Bolt!'' he says.

''Allright then clever cnut! 3minutes down the road, now fuck off!''

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