No ARRSE implosion thread?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Skunkmiester, Jun 28, 2013.

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  1. Elllo you cunts, it's almost 2300hrs and nobody is calling another member a cunt / walt / fat fucker / stalker etc. or getting all down nasty and knife handy!

    Are all the usual crowd at Glastonbury hugging each other or are you a bit weary?

    Where is your war face? Gone to suckle on your mums tit?

    Tis fuckin boring in here tonight.
  2. Cock.

    Happy now?

    Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.
  3. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Last orders haven't been called yet, so they're perhaps not home yet?
  4. Not really no......I was hoping for a bit more to be honest.
  5. Glastonbury BBC walt cunt. Where are the drugs?
  6. there is some dope in front of your computer
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  7. Your right, time for a wank........

    .......did you enjoy it?
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  8. Step away from the cocaine
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  9. Step away from the BBC outside broadcast.
  10. Just sitting here, drinking cheap white wine, smoking electronic cigarettes and shooting a wind...

    Wanna read my dog impression?


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  11. subliminal messaging from your dog RAF?