No ARRSE implosion thread?

#1
Elllo you cunts, it's almost 2300hrs and nobody is calling another member a cunt / walt / fat fucker / stalker etc. or getting all down nasty and knife handy!

Are all the usual crowd at Glastonbury hugging each other or are you a bit weary?

Where is your war face? Gone to suckle on your mums tit?

Tis fuckin boring in here tonight.
 
#10
Elllo you cunts, it's almost 2300hrs and nobody is calling another member a cunt / walt / fat fucker / stalker etc. or getting all down nasty and knife handy!

Are all the usual crowd at Glastonbury hugging each other or are you a bit weary?

Where is your war face? Gone to suckle on your mums tit?

Tis fuckin boring in here tonight.
Step away from the cocaine
 
#16
Just sitting here, drinking cheap white wine, smoking electronic cigarettes and shooting a wind...

Wanna read my dog impression?


Arh..arffff.arffff


:)
Electronic cigarette?? Ye Gods, a smoker walt! Real Men smoke Marlboro Red until they cough their lungs up through their noses, for Fucks Sake!

I bet you haven't bought my book either, you cunt!

PS: Enjoyed your YouTube vids of that RC plane that took to the sky like a fucking Lightning Pilot on speed!
 
#17
Please keep poking away at Scaryspice. Any minute now she's going to have a meltdown and I could do with a chuckle.
 
#18
I bet you haven't bought my book either, you cunt!!
You have a book? Let me have the link please, seriously, I bought the Auld Sapper book, but have yet to read it, looks great though.

I would love to write something, but my life although pretty great from my perspective, but would be boring as fuck to other people. I would need to compose a work of fiction and as I have been a civvie for the past few years, it would probably be pretty crap.
 
#20
You have a book? Let me have the link please, seriously, I bought the Auld Sapper book, but have yet to read it, looks great though.

I would love to write something, but my life although pretty great from my perspective, but would be boring as fuck to other people. I would need to compose a work of fiction and as I have been a civvie for the past few years, it would probably be pretty crap.
Your wish is my command!

A.C.A.B All Coppers Are Bastards eBook: Iain Reid: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

Now, cough up, you tight cunt!

Edited to add: How does that RC take off so quickly?
 

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