Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by rupert-bleep, Oct 5, 2004.

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  1. Can anyone tell me why Lucy Pinder whilst of course i can think of nothing better than her in ammo boots peaked cap and DPM plce noshing my old fella...
    :twisted: why the fact that she has finally bared her nips to the world in the daily star..or more to the point why is that news worthy...
    Are there any arrse ladies that would condider doing it..

    i digress...why the fcuk is it news???????? :x :x :x
  2. Come on Cait, get them nips ooooooooottttttt :twisted:
  3. She does display a canny pair but needs a head transplant as she looks like a fembot.

    Probably news because they wrongly assume she'll get some sympathy for poor treatment by an NCO and because her chebs are a damn sight nicer to look at than the last RLC female LCpl PTI who flopped her baps out for Page 3. :x

    Maybe the AARSE maidens could do their own version of Calendar be admired and smeared with grease guns across the land..................for charity of course. Cait can sort out the considerably bigger buns and I'll provide the special icing :lol:
  4. Who is this cait and are the norks worthy of icing and what a wonderful idea...the arrse porno charity calender...
    i will order 10 now....maybe we could jack this up and donate some of the money to ssafa??
    or the signals association :wink:
  5. Hmm, lets hope BB/Doris/Freak doesnt make an unwelcome return for her place in the ARRSE TITS OOT calendar!
  6. Does that mean you could be pursuaded as well then. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Rupert go to the gallery and find Cait
  7. If the price is right :wink:
  8. £0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

    Is that enough?????? So which month do you want????
  9. well its a fine offer - more than i got for my pic on gallery and tits are practically ooot on there!

    Can I have dec so its nice and cold pls?
  10. Yes!!!!!! Right thats December sorted. Any more ARRSE maidens will to expose all
  11. Bollocks! She would be vital for any Arrse 'tits-oot' calendar - she could also show off her lobotomy scar.

    But this is a top idea: Arrse calendar with proceeds to charity (RBL? SSAFA? BLESMA?). I'd happily show my man-jugs...
  12. Could be an idea........ A mixed calender
  13. No I think that merits a second adult calendar "THE ARRSE ILLUSTRATED KAMA SUTRA" :lol:
  14. Ozz I like your style. But we ain't having the Badger perform
  15. i will pose in mess jacket minus trews...if the ladies will oblige with thier WMD's and if so can i personally vet them as it was my idea :twisted: