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Dear Agony Aunt.....At the age of 97 and a half.... I have this obsession with Nipple Pokies and large Nips.... I cannot stand the modern trend in wearing of padded bras... as they have removed all the fun of my hobby of Nipple-Pokie Watching on a warm summer's day...should I go down to RHQ Med Centre and get myself certified by the MO, or should I go and see the Regimental Padre for some absolution... or is it arrse-lution....

Or should I get myself fitted with a padded bra.....????
My missus has nips like Chapel Hat Pegs, surrounded by huge brown aerolae, with pimples, and resemble RAF Bomber Command roundels!

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