Many arrsers have described me as a sprog on numerous occasions. Some have done so in a derriding fasion, some in a complimentary fasion (these are usually certain arrse maidens, possibly trying to get into my pants). However at the tender age of 26 there are a number of things that I consider myself far to old to try (in some cases try again). Examples include Sambucca (minging god awful shite), absinthe (didn't know I could HOLD that much vomit...) and swamping myself whilst sober. However one of the top "don't try this" things on my list has to be getting a nipple (or any other body part) piercing. I am now far too old and sensible to do something like this while pissed out of my box, never mind still sober. So WTF did I see three blokes in the gym changing room with them who (charitably) had at least 10-15 years on me? One was grey and balding FFS!!! Is this the latest thing of the middle aged man in denial when his mid life crisis kicks in??? So I put it too you men and women of arrse. To pierce or not to pierce in middle age.